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6 Hilarious AI Generated School Inspection Reports

If ChatGPT is going to ruin the education system it may as well come for the school inspectors first

Dec 20, 2022
8 min read
ChatGPT & DALL-E
DALL-E prompt: an inspector in a suit sat in a school room, antique grunge
DALL-E prompt: an inspector in a suit sat in a school room, antique grunge

I have enjoyed reading others’ thoughts about artificially generated content, particularly Thomas Smith’s declaration that ChatGPT is having its Thomas Edison moment .

For me, ever since I used DALL-E to invoke the inspector archetype above, I’ve not been able to shake the idea of an AI generated school inspection report out of my mind.

Soon school inspectors will ask what steps school leaders are taking to mitigate for the effects of a tool that allows students to reduce months of study into mere seconds. But in the meantime, why shouldn’t the school inspectors themselves benefit from AI? Let ChatGPT lighten their load too…

What follows are my first experiments with ChatGPT and the hilariously plausible school inspection reports that are produced.

1ChatGPT Prompt

“Write a school inspection report where the inspector discovers that the naughty students have been hidden in a cupboard”

Charcoal drawing of a sinister looking cupboard at the back of a classroom
DALL-E prompt: A charcoal drawing of a sinister looking cupboard at the back of a classroom
Official Inspection Document

Dear Principal,

I am writing to report on my recent inspection of your school. During my visit, I made a surprising discovery while conducting a routine check of the classrooms. While inspecting one of the classrooms, I noticed that the door to a cupboard located in the back of the room was slightly ajar. Upon further investigation, I discovered that several students who had been causing disciplinary issues had been hidden inside the cupboard.

This is a serious breach of school policy and a clear violation of the students’ rights. It is never acceptable to hide students, or any individuals, in a cupboard or any other confined space. Not only is this practice inhumane, but it also puts the students at risk of harm.

I strongly recommend that you take immediate action to address this issue and ensure that it does not happen again. It is crucial that all students are treated with respect and dignity, and that their safety and well-being are prioritized at all times.

Please let me know what steps you will be taking to address this matter and prevent similar incidents from occurring in the future.

Sincerely,
[Inspector’s Name]

2ChatGPT Prompt

“Write a school inspection report so full of pedagogical language that it is hard to tell whether it is a positive or negative report overall”

Biro drawing of a bamboozled headteacher
DALL-E prompt: A biro drawing of a bamboozled headteacher
Official Inspection Document

Dear Principal,

I am writing to report on the recent inspection of your school, during which I had the opportunity to observe the classrooms, engage with faculty and staff, and review student work and records.

Upon arriving at the school, I was immediately struck by the proactive approach to professional development evident among the faculty, as evidenced by the ongoing implementation of a tiered system of support for differentiated instruction. The teachers’ utilization of research-based pedagogical strategies, such as scaffolding and formative assessment, was particularly noteworthy.

During my visits to the classrooms, I observed numerous instances of student-centered learning, with teachers facilitating rather than lecturing and encouraging students to take ownership of their own learning through the use of metacognitive strategies. The school’s commitment to fostering a growth mindset culture was also apparent in the language and feedback provided by teachers to students.

However, it should be noted that there were instances in which I observed a lack of alignment between the curriculum and the assessments being utilized, potentially impacting the efficacy of the instruction. Additionally, while the school has implemented a number of inclusive practices, there is room for improvement in regards to equity and access for students with diverse learning needs.

Overall, it is clear that the school has made significant progress in its efforts to provide a high-quality education for all students. While there are areas for improvement, I am confident that with continued focus on professional development and reflective practice, the school will continue to thrive.

Sincerely,
[Inspector’s Name]

3ChatGPT Prompt

“Write a school inspection report which is generally positive but also alludes to an apology for the inspector blocking the only staff toilet with a poo”

An embarrassed inspector emerging from a bathroom, oil pastels
DALL-E prompt: An embarrassed inspector emerging from a bathroom, oil pastels
Official Inspection Document

Dear Principal,

I am writing to report on my recent inspection of your school. Overall, I was very impressed with the professionalism and dedication of the faculty and staff, as well as the strong academic program in place. The students were engaged and well-behaved, and the classrooms were well-organized and equipped with the necessary resources.

I must apologize for any inconvenience caused during my visit. I am sorry to report that the staff toilet became blocked during my stay, and upon further investigation, it was determined that the blockage was caused by an accident on my part. I deeply regret any disruption this may have caused and assure you that steps have been taken to prevent such an incident from occurring again in the future.

I hope that this isolated incident does not diminish the positive findings of my inspection. Please do not hesitate to contact me with any questions or concerns.

Sincerely,
[Inspector’s Name]

4ChatGPT Prompt

“Write a scathing school inspection report angry that the kindergarten kids were not able to distinguish between the past progressive and past perfect tense and furthermore had not learnt their times tables up to 12 times 12”

A highly intelligent toddler next to a boy picking his nose, watercolour
DALL-E Prompt: A highly intelligent toddler next to a boy picking his nose, water colour
Official Inspection Document

Dear Principal,

I am writing to express my extreme disappointment and concern following my recent inspection of your school. As an inspector, it is my job to assess the quality of education being provided to students and to provide recommendations for improvement. Based on my observations, it is clear that there are serious deficiencies in the education being provided at your school.

I was appalled to discover that the kindergarten students were unable to distinguish between the past progressive and past perfect tense. This is a fundamental concept that should have been mastered at this stage of their education. Additionally, when tested on their times tables, the majority of the students were unable to correctly recite them up to 12 times 12. These basic math skills are crucial for future success in math and should have been mastered by this point.

The lack of proficiency in these foundational skills is a serious cause for concern and suggests a lack of attention to detail and a lack of focus on the basics. It is imperative that immediate steps be taken to address these deficiencies and ensure that all students receive a high-quality education.

I strongly recommend that the school conduct a thorough review of its curriculum and teaching methods to identify and address any gaps in knowledge. It is also essential that the school provide additional support and resources for struggling students to ensure that they have the opportunity to catch up and succeed.

I will be following up on the progress made in addressing these issues in future inspections.

Sincerely,
[Inspector’s Name]

5ChatGPT Prompt

“Write a positive school inspection report where the inspector is just sick of being constrained to formal language and so half-way through decides to finish the report through a series of limericks”

A female school inspector dancing through a field all carefree, pencil drawing
DALL-E prompt: A female school inspector dancing through a field all carefree, pencil drawing
Official Inspection Document

Dear Principal,

I am writing to report on my recent inspection of your school, which was a most delightful experience. The faculty and staff were welcoming and professional, and the students were engaged and well-behaved. The classrooms were well-organized and equipped with the necessary resources, and the academic program in place was strong.

But I must confess, I’ve grown tired
Of writing reports so formal and wired
So allow me to switch
To a more playful pitch
And finish this report through limericks, desired

Your school’s commitment to diversity
Is something that I found quite contrary
To many others I’ve seen
Where inclusivity’s not keen
But here, it’s a priority, quite contrary

The faculty, they all work as a team
Collaborating to make sure that each dream
Of every student is met
That’s a feat, you should bet
I’ve not seen this level of unity, it seems

So, in summary, your school is top-notch
It’s clear that you all give it your best shot
I have no recommendations to make
For improvement, there’s no stake
Your school is an example, no need to be stopped

Sincerely,
[Inspector’s Name]

6ChatGPT Prompt

“Write a positive school inspection report which slowly changes into a declaration of love for the head teacher and includes a concrete plan to elope”

An inspector looking at headteacher with love, oil pastels
DALL-E prompt: An inspector looking at headteacher with love, oil pastels
Official Inspection Document

Dear Principal,

I am writing to report on my recent inspection of your school, and I must say that I was thoroughly impressed by the dedication, professionalism, and passion of you and your faculty. The students were engaged and well-behaved, and the classrooms were well-organized and equipped with the necessary resources. The academic program in place was strong, and it was clear that the students were receiving a high-quality education.

But as I spent more time at your school, I began to realize that my admiration for you went beyond just your professional capabilities. Your intelligence, your kindness, and your warmth have captured my heart, and I can no longer deny my feelings for you.

So, with this in mind, I am proposing a concrete plan: let us elope and start a new life together. We can leave behind the confines of this world and create our own paradise, where we can spend every day surrounded by love and learning.

I know that this may seem sudden, but I cannot deny my feelings any longer. Please consider my proposal and let me know your thoughts.

Sincerely,
[Inspector’s Name]

I’m back, here. An actual human! I’ll prove it to you with a spelling mistkae!

If you’ve enjoyed this story, check out my other recent posts — written without ChatGPT.